Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Nov 5th, 2009 >

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Unlock the door?y   
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Wait! That's a large troll!

Dogley eats a troll 
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A stone giant drops from the ceiling! Fortunately you are wearing a hard helmet.

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Wait! There's a cockatrice hiding under a wand!

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You trigger a rolling boulder trap!

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The boulder hits you! The impact flattens one side of the boulder.

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Vlad drops down from the ceiling! He impales your helmet!

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The stone idols sense your presence and summon a monster!

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The newt bites! You die...

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12 Comments

#1	TobyBartels	Thu, 5 Nov 2009 00:56:46
Poor Dogley!
#2	Medandrea	Thu, 5 Nov 2009 05:47:46
Not the best punchline, but it's funny because of the zaniness.
#3	anther	Thu, 5 Nov 2009 06:34:28
I take it this room was built by the Joker.
#4	TJR	Thu, 5 Nov 2009 16:09:10
The ending ruined it. I find the first half quite good.
#5	Quint	Thu, 5 Nov 2009 21:06:41
Wait! That's a [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LargeHam]large[/url] troll! The large troll disses the comic! The large troll shitposts all over the comments system! Last edited: Thu, 5 Nov 2009 21:07:11
#6	slowpoke	Thu, 5 Nov 2009 22:41:04
Thanks for the web link, Quint. Never saw that site before. Awesome!
#7	motty	Fri, 6 Nov 2009 00:28:59
I honestly thought the punchline was going to involve 'RIP Chucknorrisley' or some such.
#8	Quint	Fri, 6 Nov 2009 01:52:01
Sorry I can't figure out how to embed a link.
#9	TobyBartels	Fri, 6 Nov 2009 02:00:56
@ slowpoke If you never saw that site before, then how do you explain that you returned from it to this site in a mere hour!?
#10	slowpoke	Fri, 6 Nov 2009 17:25:22
Good point, TB. If I displayed that much self-discipline when playing NetHack, I would ascend every time! Last edited: Fri, 6 Nov 2009 17:32:31
#11	Sorceror	Wed, 11 Nov 2009 07:50:48
Dogley and the Boulder Dragon killed each other.
#12	ThePathfinder	Wed, 13 May 2015 11:33:27
This trick is totally fatal.

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