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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Feb 25th, 2010 >BreathOfSorrows
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@ "Waiting for an adventurer to kill is SO boring. Hey guys, wanna hear a newt joke?"
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@ "Aw, but newt jokes are so overused and tiresome, Sarge."

@ "They're stale like that K-ration I ate earlier."

@ "I'd rather kiss a cockatrice."

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@ "I, too, believe something different would be best."

@ "Holy Lugh, it's Dudley!"

@ "Heyyyyyy, Dudley!"

@ "Can I have your autograph?"

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@ "I'm tired of being the butt of every newt joke, anyway."

@ "Yes, a point has been made. On the other hand, watching Dudley die has always been traditionally entertaining."

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The soldier zaps a w
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@ "GET HIM!"

@ "Yaaarrrrrgh!"

@ "Eat my death ray!"

@ "Yikes!"

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7 Comments

#1 Anonymous Thu, 25 Feb 2010 03:33:00
lol
#2 Sorceror Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:47:02
1 ... 3 ... 5!
(3 sir)
[O WAIT]
(5 sir)
#3 Anonymous Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:41:44
the door closed on panel 4. Otherwise Dudley could have seen the newt on the other side that killed him once he got away from the soldiers.

:p
#4 BreathOfSorrows Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:36:07
The closed door in panel 4 was a minor mistake, but for the sake of continuity, let's just say that those soldiers have an invisible accomplice.
#5 Sorceror Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:26:24
BreathOfSorrows: SPOILER! The invisible accomplice is RNG.
#6 BreathOfSorrows Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:46:55
Sorceror: Haha yes. Dudley's arch-nemesis, once again up to no good.
#7 SmashFan2005 Fri, 5 Mar 2010 21:29:19
lol, poor dudley. :(

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