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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Feb 6th, 2010 >SmashFan2005
                    
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@: "Crap... I guess this would be a good time to use my secret weapon!"

What do you want to wield?

O - a cockatrice corpse

                    
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: "Eek! Run away Run away!"

@: "Woohoo I scared them away! Yeah you'd better run! haha!"

                    
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You hear some noises in the distance.

@: "Huh... I wonder what those newts are doing."

You hear a loud click.

@: "Wait, what the hell is that!?"

                    
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@: "Holy ****!"
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |  Crushed  by   | 
 |    a newt      | 
 |   boulder.     | 
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A: "Just when I thought I had seen it all..."
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16 Comments

#1 Quint Sat, 6 Feb 2010 00:20:18
No, they only become a newt boulder AFTER you stone them with the cockatrice corpse.

#2 ajbRad Sat, 6 Feb 2010 03:43:57
Why aren't the doors +'s?

#3 Sorceror Sat, 6 Feb 2010 04:01:39
It's missing the obligatory "The newts turn to flee!" pseudo-game-message. And the corridor from the open door. And the open doors are the wrong symbols anyway. And the newt boulder ... well, I guess I can't complain about that. 0 > ` for boulders!

#4 Quint Sat, 6 Feb 2010 06:21:22
Yeah, I like 0 for boulders too.

#5 Sorceror Sat, 6 Feb 2010 12:27:12
Oh yeah, Quint? Well, I like 8 for boulders! :P

#6 Anonymous Sat, 6 Feb 2010 14:57:30
Anyone know what happened earlier to alt.org?

#7 Sorceror Sat, 6 Feb 2010 16:01:53
#6: it was apparently a DNS/registrar change that resulted in the old IP getting cybersquatted (presumably by the old registrar, which might have something to do with the changeover).

#8 Anonymous Sat, 6 Feb 2010 18:36:08
Ah. BTW, why can I not send messages on Freenode #nethack about this?

#9 Sorceror Sat, 6 Feb 2010 21:24:16
#8: That's a good question. Why can't you?

#10 Anonymous Sun, 7 Feb 2010 06:07:26
"lolwut"

#11 Anonymous Sun, 7 Feb 2010 11:37:38
I just got the message that I couldn't send messages on the channel. It wasn't a problem with my IRC client (Konversation), because it works on another IRC server correctly.

#12 Sorceror Mon, 8 Feb 2010 00:07:05
Well, this is not tech support.

#13 canidae Mon, 8 Feb 2010 11:12:48
Oh yeah, this is sooo much better than old people jokes ;)
Get off my lawn!

#14 Anonymous Mon, 8 Feb 2010 11:21:05
@Anonymous: You need to register on Freenode to send to #nethack; for some reason, it's marked registered-users-only.

#15 Anonymous Mon, 8 Feb 2010 17:43:40
Ah, that was the problem. Thank you guys!

#16 DarthCliche Thu, 22 Jul 2010 00:39:25
You got the door symbols mixed up, and the joke itself isn't very funny. P.

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