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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Nov 5th, 2009 >Netbots
Unlock the door?y   
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Wait! That's a large troll!
Dogley eats a troll 
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A stone giant drops from the ceiling! Fortunately you are wearing a hard helmet.
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Wait! There's a cockatrice hiding under a wand!
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You trigger a rolling boulder trap!
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The boulder hits you! The impact flattens one side of the boulder.
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Vlad drops down from the ceiling! He impales your helmet!
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The stone idols sense your presence and summon a monster!
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The newt bites! You die...
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12 Comments

#1 TobyBartels Thu, 5 Nov 2009 00:56:46
Poor Dogley!

#2 Medandrea Thu, 5 Nov 2009 05:47:46
Not the best punchline, but it's funny because of the zaniness.

#3 anther Thu, 5 Nov 2009 06:34:28
I take it this room was built by the Joker.

#4 TJR Thu, 5 Nov 2009 16:09:10
The ending ruined it. I find the first half quite good.

#5 Quint Thu, 5 Nov 2009 21:06:41
Wait! That's a [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LargeHam]large[/url] troll!

The large troll disses the comic! The large troll shitposts all over the comments system!

Last edited: Thu, 5 Nov 2009 21:07:11

#6 slowpoke Thu, 5 Nov 2009 22:41:04
Thanks for the web link, Quint. Never saw that site before. Awesome!

#7 motty Fri, 6 Nov 2009 00:28:59
I honestly thought the punchline was going to involve 'RIP Chucknorrisley' or some such.

#8 Quint Fri, 6 Nov 2009 01:52:01
Sorry I can't figure out how to embed a link.

#9 TobyBartels Fri, 6 Nov 2009 02:00:56
@ slowpoke

If you never saw that site before, then how do you explain that you returned from it to this site in a mere hour!?

#10 slowpoke Fri, 6 Nov 2009 17:25:22
Good point, TB. If I displayed that much self-discipline when playing NetHack, I would ascend every time!
Last edited: Fri, 6 Nov 2009 17:32:31

#11 Sorceror Wed, 11 Nov 2009 07:50:48
Dogley and the Boulder Dragon killed each other.

#12 ThePathfinder Wed, 13 May 2015 11:33:27
This trick is totally fatal.

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