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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Nov 19th, 2009 >SmashFan2005
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@: Hmm... there's something weird about this room...
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You see here a statue of a player with a wand of fire in his hand.

@: "Huh?"

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You see here a statue of a cockatrice.

"Wtf? I didn't think that was possible. Wait... something is burned on the floor."

You read: "LOL WUT?"

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@: "Wait a sec there's something in the cockatrices claws..."
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   /  REST IN   \   
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/|/(/)/|)/\|\\))(//\
@: "..."
That look will turn anything to stone... except newts.
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12 Comments

#1 Factorial Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:01:50
lol wut

#2 SmashFan2005 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:19:24
This was based off of an experience that I had on my last ascension. The RNG made a cockatrice statue.. so I burned "LOL WUT?" next to it.

Then this random thought popped into my head...

#3 Sorceror Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:41:52
Unfortunately, DD comics based on real game experiences are invariably awful.

#4 mijae Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:23:35
Well, this isn't too bad for a "true story" comic, the idea of finding a cockatrice statue is interesting. I think the extra details just detract a bit in the middle. Dudley could just find the normal statue of a player (no wand of fire needed), then see there's also a statue of a cockatrice and give the LOL WUT reaction himself. His reaction then prompts him to look closer at the statue...

#5 Slandor Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:38:40
I disagree with Sorceror.

It'd have been nice to have the player be a tourist, though -- that could explain where Medusa's picture came from. And hey, someone might decide to carve a statue of a cockatrice for some reason.

Coincidentally, I just discovered that treasure zoo + hallucination + cockatrice corpse = INSANITY.

#6 Quint Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:38:10
I actually really like this one.

#7 TJR Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:10:45
You can get a cockatrice statue from polymorphing.

#8 Anonymous Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:04:16
Cockatrice statues should be immune to stone to flesh.

#9 Sorceror Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:41:06
Half the fun of these comics is you get to do stuff outside the normal running of the game.

#10 Anonymous Mon, 27 Aug 2012 11:28:46
Medusa's picture FTW!

#11 AndreyK Fri, 3 Apr 2015 23:54:36
LOLWUT?
Seems interest--- hsss...

#12 ThePathfinder Wed, 24 Jun 2015 11:23:18
Final Vote!
I voted all the strips!

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