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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Feb 9th, 2010 >mijae
                    
                    
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@ "Eep! A newt!"
                    
                    
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@ "Huh? It's not moving at all..."
                    
                    
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@ "Maybe it's asleep?"
                    
                    
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@ "What am I doing?! I should just leave it alone!"

d "Hmm..."

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@ "Is it safe to come out yet?"

d "uh... yeah, I guess so... huh."

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@ "AAAH! What are you doing? What's going on?!"
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@ (sniffle) "How could you, Dogley... get it away from me, get it away!"

d "Would you just calm down already!"

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K - a scroll of scare Dudley.
You hear an absence of laughter in the distance.
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11 Comments

#1 ajbRad Tue, 9 Feb 2010 00:31:13
It amused me so how about a G.

#2 Quint Tue, 9 Feb 2010 01:36:37
The comic and its meta-ness get a G; the footnote bumps it up to an E.

#3 Sorceror Tue, 9 Feb 2010 03:52:38
I love how Dogley is acting more like master to Dudley here :D

#4 NobodySpecial Tue, 9 Feb 2010 17:56:12
Arguably, Dogley has always been the wiser of the two. L was the one to establish that convention, I think.

#5 Anonymous Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:01:08
anyone else having off-and-on problems accessing the site? At times it redirects to some domain thing as if alt.org isn't registered.

#6 Sorceror Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:29:58
#5: The problem is that there are (or were) two, independent DNS records being propgated. One was for the real alt.org and the other a cybersquatter.

I've also discovered Firefox doesn't do DNS lookup on just a normal reload; you have to do a shift-Reload to get it to try again.

#7 mijae Wed, 10 Feb 2010 06:46:38
Those cybersquatting sites make me absolutely sick... especially with all their crap links, like someone's really going to go "oh, the stuff I was actually looking for is mysteriously gone, but how handy! I really could go for meeting some singles now that I think about it! I'll trust this new generic site to direct me in my search!"

#8 anther Wed, 10 Feb 2010 08:36:06
Well we all know cybersquatters don't care about the page visitors.

Also, I don't think any comic has made me groan this hard in a while. E

#9 Sorceror Thu, 11 Feb 2010 01:43:09
anther: I must try harder to make you groan then.

I submitted a couple of ABSOLUTELY F*ING HILARIOUS STRIPS THAT WILL MAKE YOU PEE YOUR PANTS, but they haven't been scheduled.

And if you believed that, then prepare to be disappointed.

Last edited: Sat, 13 Feb 2010 09:38:12

#10 neovigo Sat, 13 Feb 2010 14:46:28
Sorceror, which part we shouldn't believe?

The part which says that the strips you've submitted a couple of ABSOLUTELY F*ING HILARIOUS STRIPS THAT WILL MAKE US PEE OUR PANTS? Or the part that says they haven't been scheduled yet?

Or both? :P

#11 Sorceror Sat, 13 Feb 2010 23:51:44
Both. They have now been scheduled.

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