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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jul 26th, 2009 >xCheckPoint
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T "Tyrone, I tell you - today we're gonna beat him."
The rock troll drops
a yellow potion.    
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T "Great. That's what you said the last three times, too. And even our auto-resurrect-thingy didn't save us."
The rock troll drops
a yellow potion.    
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T "I have a plan. All I need besides these potions is this here magick wand."
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T "You watch the corridor, I can hear him coming..."
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T "NAAAH! There he is! High time for your plan now, and I hope it's a good one!"
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@ "Hehe. Dogley, dinner's prepared..."
The rock troll zaps 
a wand of striking! 
You see two potions 
shatter!            
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@ "Bad aiming, my dear, I ca..."
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@ "NOOO, NOT THAT! Dogley, run for your life. It's IT again!"
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T "Huff. You're always good for a surprise..."

T "Know thy enemy, brother, know thy enemy."

YADNJ
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12 Comments

#1 Quint Sun, 26 Jul 2009 03:34:38
Yet Another Dudley Newt Joke?

#2 ajbRad Sun, 26 Jul 2009 03:44:28
I'm assuming the yellow dots in the last 2 panels represent a giant newt.

#3 Zarpheek Sun, 26 Jul 2009 03:55:23
YADNJ: You're Addicted to Dudley Newt Jokes.

#4 xCheckPoint Sun, 26 Jul 2009 06:46:27
I swear this was my last strip including a newt. Honestly.

#5 NobodySpecial Sun, 26 Jul 2009 11:28:44
A clever newt-'n'-color joke.

#6 Chish Sun, 26 Jul 2009 15:19:47
somebody please implement color in the RSS feed.

#7 Zarpheek Sun, 26 Jul 2009 15:56:30
xCheckPoint: By "you" I mean the entire Nethack community.

#8 Netbots Sun, 26 Jul 2009 21:31:48
I suspected something with the golden potions, but didn't suspect that. Great job! E.

BTW, I don't see what you guys see wrong with both colour and newt jokes.

#9 Zarpheek Sun, 26 Jul 2009 23:22:21
Nothing wrong with them. It's just funny how many of them there are.

#10 Quint Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:20:22
NobodySpecial: Yeah, a very clever confluence of both running gags.

I'll have to upvote this. E'd.

#11 Anonymous Sun, 29 Aug 2010 08:08:24
YADNJ, Yet Another Damn Newt Joke? Seriously people, enough is enough, 1,000,000 and a half newt jokes already exist, if you use a newt joke then you have no originality and therefore should not be submitting in DD

#12 Lanay Sun, 28 Jul 2013 05:36:17
Originality? Tell me more about it.
Last edited: Sun, 28 Jul 2013 05:37:41

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