Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jul 8th, 2009 >

xCheckPoint

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@ On with the action. I'm as hard as a coffin nail now. AC-28 and my Stormy will do the job. No chance for silly newt jokes this time...

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@ WTF? Didn't I say...

Alright, sweetheart, I'll show you who's laughing now.

You step onto a poly
You shrink out of yo
Your boots are pushe
You feel you must dr
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You turn into a newt
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@ *sigh*

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14 Comments

#1	Zarpheek	Wed, 8 Jul 2009 00:10:46
You feel very attracted to the newt. --more-- You and the newt begin a mating dance.
#2	Manutraveler	Wed, 8 Jul 2009 00:22:27
Not bad at all, as far as newt jokes go... Last edited: Wed, 8 Jul 2009 00:23:46
#3	slowpoke	Wed, 8 Jul 2009 00:40:55
Even with the warning (at the other site) that a Dreaded Newt Joke was coming, and with firm resolve to not enjoy it, I lol'ed. It is teh funneh. I'll have to be fair and go re-rate the other recent DNJ higher than I gave it before. Last edited: Wed, 8 Jul 2009 15:28:57
#4	anther	Wed, 8 Jul 2009 02:16:41
I'm going to go read some really old Dudley strips, back before newt jokes became cliche.
#5	mijae	Wed, 8 Jul 2009 05:16:33
silly Dudley, you can't forget the magic resistance! Although, maybe he's actually got better odds now.
#6	ctaboir	Wed, 8 Jul 2009 09:32:36
Oh! Well. E. Can't believe it!
#7	SmashFan2005	Wed, 8 Jul 2009 15:59:14
lol, I actually loved this newt joke, nice job.
#8	Quint	Wed, 8 Jul 2009 19:02:29
This is a newt twist on an old joke.
#9	ctaboir	Wed, 8 Jul 2009 19:25:56
Hurrah! My own newt joke/strip is just now scheduled in 2 days! Be prepared to something as awful as stupid! Everybody however should legitimately have the right to publish one (not more!) newt strip! As I written it after looking to this very one, and xCheckpoint, you definitely have to assume a part of my shame or of my glory (this last not probable, sorry). And thanks to Paxed, also, for your (probable) smile against my attempt... I promise first and last newt joke I will do! (until the next) Yellow ":" ! Happy just like while ascending! (I'm so Stupid)
#10	mijae	Thu, 9 Jul 2009 02:01:22
I'm so prepared I've got something even more awful and stupid (or at least I'd bet so) scheduled in just 1 day! Though it's not exactly a newt joke...
#11	Anonymous	Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:24:48
I got better.
#12	DarthCliche	Sat, 18 Dec 2010 06:29:49
Heh.
#13	tahujdt	Sat, 22 Oct 2011 21:38:43
I'm doing a strip based on Zarpheek's comment.
#14	Anonymous	Tue, 29 Apr 2014 11:33:32
In last panel, should be : sigh Instead of @ sigh So close 4.95/5

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