alt.org

Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jul 18th, 2009 >stathol
                              
                              
    -------------             
    |...........|             
####+...........|             
    |...........|        -----
    ------.------        |....
          @              |....
          d              |....
@ "This is it, Dogley. Thoth is angry, I'm starving, and I have nothing to eat. I don't think I can go on any longer."
                              
                              
    -------------             
    |...........|             
####+.........d.|             
    |.......@..F|        -----
    ------.------        |....
          #              |....
          #              |....
@ "Oh thank the gods! I'm saved!"
f - a violet fungus corpse    
                              
    -------------             
    |...........|             
####+...........|             
    |.........d@|        -----
    ------.------        |....
          #              |....
          #              |....
@ "Well, it wouldn't be my first choice, but it's not like I have a lot of options, here."
What do you want to eat?      
[f or ?*]                     
    -------------             
    |...........|             
####+...........|             
    |.........d@|        -----
    ------.------        |....
          #              |....
          #              |....
@ "Ulch. Here goes nothing."
You see a door crash open.    
                              
    -------------             
    |..K.K......|             
##KKKKK.........|             
    |..K......d@|        -----
    ------.------        |....
          #              |....
          #              |....
K - "GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!"

K - "Hands behind your head! Down on the ground! NOW!"

         ------------         
        /  REST IN   \        
       /     JAIL     \       
      /                \      
      |     Dudley     |      
      |   3 to 5 for   |      
      |   possession   |      
      |                |      
((/))\()|/(/)/\/||\//|)//)\///
If you're here about the succubus, I swear I didn't know she was XL16!
  • This strip has been viewed 3220 times

Ratings

  • 0 poor
  • 1 mediocre
  • 3 fair
  • 9 good
  • 49 excellent
Average rating: excellent
Number of ratings: 62
<July 2009>
MoTuWeThFrSaSu
  12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
2728293031  

Please log in or register to rate this strip.

17 Comments

#1 Manutraveler Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:06:11
I was doubting if it was going to be a G or an E, but the footnote makes it definitely an E.

#2 Manutraveler Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:07:42
I was doubting if it was going to be a G or an E, but the footnote makes it definitely an E.

#3 acheron Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:23:27
haha, yeah, the footnote makes it.

#4 Quint Sat, 18 Jul 2009 04:03:27
Minor error. Doorway at bottom should be |.

Other than that, awesome concept. But aren't all the Keystone Kops the same color?

#5 anther Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:37:48
In addition to ordinary kops, there are kop sergeants, kop lieutenants, and kop kaptains. The lieutenants are cyan, and the kaptains, being the highest ranking kops, are purple.

You can check this on the DIY page. It shows all the valid monsters, with their appropriate colors.

Last edited: Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:39:30

#6 Anonymous Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:41:07
The non-door is fine if it's been kicked down or otherwise destroyed, or if it's not a natural entrance at all, but rather a tunnel that's been dug with a pickaxe.

- Mantar

#7 ctaboir Sat, 18 Jul 2009 08:27:49
Agreed for the footnote! E

#8 Slandor Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:42:59
Actually it's pretty common to have a corridor that goes into a room without a door. (The wizmode game I started to confirm this had a coaligned altar on the first floor. Oh well.)

Anyway, E for the strip and comment.

#9 ctaboir Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:36:06
And on the tombstone, we should read REST IN JAIL

#10 Dentarthurdent Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:51:12
E. Love the attention to detail -- Dudley saying "Ulch". And the widescreen, good show there.

#11 Quint Sat, 18 Jul 2009 17:19:22
Oh yeah, I agree with ctaboir.

Mantar and Slandor: thanks; I didn't think of that.

#12 stathol Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:18:57
"And on the tombstone, we should read REST IN JAIL"

/facepalm

You are, of course, completely correct. I meant to change it something along those lines and completely forgot. I don't think there's any way to edit it now :(

Anyway, glad you all liked the footnote. The strip was really just a vehicle for delivering that punchline :P

#13 paxed Sat, 18 Jul 2009 21:47:05
stathol: I updated the strip :P

#14 Quint Sun, 19 Jul 2009 02:00:57
Sweet.

paxed, you are awesome.

#15 anther Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:11:01
oddly, I thought the footnote was the least funny part of this. XD

#16 danirijeka Tue, 6 Oct 2009 16:04:23
Footnote: win
Strip: win
Vote: E

#17 Anonymous Sat, 17 Sep 2011 08:46:19
SO funny

Comment the strip

See the about-page for allowed formatting.
Not logged in.

You will need to answer the following question correctly:
What symbol represents a kitchen sink?