Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jul 10th, 2009 >

mijae

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@: "All right, I hope I get a genocide or wish from this thing."

You sit on the throne
You slip and fall!   
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@: "Ack-"

You land on the floor
"Thy audience hath   
been summoned, Sire!"
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@ "Well at least it still works..."

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@: "BOY does it still work! But since when do..."

The wood nymph picks up 
a long sword.           
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n: "Kyaa! I always knew he had a love/hate relationship with his nemesis!"

n: "Beastiality? Squick, much? Now if it was Rodney..."

n: "Hey, what if he ran into a water nymph just like me at a magic fountain? I wrote a story all about it, could I get some feedback pleeease?"

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@: "Um, I have no clue what you girls were just talking about, but I'm going to assume it involves fighting over me! Please feel free to continue."

The wood nymph        
slashes you!          
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
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 |  died of shame | 
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https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/

RIP mijae: also died of shame

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17 Comments

#1	Zarpheek	Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:13:05
The water nymph slaps the wood nymph! The water nymph and the wood nymph begin a catfight!
#2	Quint	Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:45:21
What's going on here?
#3	xCheckPoint	Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:44:29
Sorry, I don't get it. Some background, please?
#4	Dajaaj	Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:16:31
It refers to slash, i.e. fan fiction about romantic relationships between characters of the same gender (that weren't already gay on the series, in general).
#5	ctaboir	Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:09:13
Hey! THE DELETE BUTTON IS HERE! Thanks very much paxed. Now, I just wonder if I really want to delete these... And by the way, xCheckpoint, I think you owe a kingdom to paxed... Last edited: Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:21:38
#6	ctaboir	Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:13:28
err, sorry, back to this strip. let say "G". I would probably have put succubus instead of nymph.
#7	paxed	Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:19:04
ctaboir: There's also the Search -link up top and down below.
#8	ctaboir	Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:25:10
paxed: Oh, OK. Thanks for this one too!
#9	xCheckPoint	Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:11:55
I like the 'sit on a throne' and 'slip and fall' couple. And, apparently I lost my kingdom somewhere right before I wanted to sign it to paxed. I'll make up for that as soon as i find it, i promise!
#10	ctaboir	Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:06:20
So, again, illegitimately, my wish-list for future enhancements: - more stats ("best" and "baddest" publisher to motivate us, ...) (Somehow like in the "other" site) - footnote in every strip list (such like in own stats) - scores in every strip list (such like in own stats) - comment for unpublished strip (some of mine were so good! I just deleted them ;-) - ... And plenty of other unnecessary things! Oh! I forgot the DECGraphic thing in my wishlist... Hey! I always play with that option on. While asking this is probably like suicide, as everybody may (or not, not yet sure) understand next week.... Last edited: Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:10:30
#11	Quint	Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:36:48
Oh. Slash fanfics. Oh goodness.
#12	Slandor	Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:36:36
I think nymphs are good -- my stereotype of slashfic writers is that they're too young to be succubi. (I get this mostly from the "Kawaii of the D*mned" storyline at Something Positive.) (I don't know if I'm supposed to asterisk out mild curses here -- I do remember someone at Dion's being upset over a strip that contained the old name for Gehennom.)
#13	mijae	Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:40:45
Slandor, you beat me to it - succubi seemed too "adult" for fangirls.
#14	Loof42	Sun, 12 Jul 2009 21:11:59
Wait, what is that newt doing there?
#15	mijae	Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:48:00
Just a random summoned monster, but put a slash between two characters, and suddenly people get some sick ideas. Well, sick people like me anyway. I learned nothing from my attempt at a Twilight joke, really.
#16	monotonia	Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:43:37
Bullshit. I know k/s writers who have husbands and kids. As if a males watching porn were supermature. Btw, text "Time stands still while Dudley and Rodney lie in each other's arms" imho would be decently amusing.
#17	DarthCliche	Wed, 9 Jun 2010 18:29:36
monotonia: The stereotypical slash writer is a teenage girl. It doesn't mean all of them, or even most of them, are. Also, NetHack fanfiction does exist. See: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6037294/1/Rodney_Fiend_of_Darkness

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