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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jul 31st, 2009 >jokeserver
You hit the succubus
You kill the succubu
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@: "Hm?"
You see here a      
succubus corpse.    
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You momentarily     
stiffen.            
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14 Comments

#1 Anonymous Fri, 31 Jul 2009 00:11:30
LOL!

#2 neovigo Fri, 31 Jul 2009 00:23:28
It wouldn't have passed the censorship, if the third panel said "You see here an underage succubus corpse", would it?
Last edited: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 00:23:55

#3 Quint Fri, 31 Jul 2009 06:28:48
Okay, I don't get it, why is necrophilia funny?

#4 TJR Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:47:07
I don't know either, but try #chatting to a skeleton, even a tame one.

#5 jokeserver Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:35:21
The joke is that by putting two otherwise ordinary nethack messages next to each other (forgetting for a moment that foocubi don't leave corpses), you can get an entirely different meaning out of one of them.

#6 slowpoke Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:24:17
Quint, IMO necrophilia isn't funny, but the people who engage in it are.

Imagine how arousing Dudley must find the rare case of a newt corpse.

#7 minmay Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:59:03
Before anyone tries/asks, it IS impossible to get a succubus corpse, or a corpse from any other non-corpse-leaving monster, for that matter. Wishing for it will give you a random corpse, you can't get it (or any other corpse, for that matter) from polymorphing food, and casting stone-to-flesh on a statue of a genocided non-corpse-leaving monster will give you a single meatball, not a corpse. (And foocubi can't be genocided in the first place, even in wizard mode.)

And this comic...poor taste.

#8 ctaboir Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:42:51
And I rate it E' (while it is clearly lacking a footnote...)
Again, better a bad strip than no strip. Not everybody may appreciate a strip at the same rate. But I myself LOL at this one...Who knows in advance that a strip will be bad for everybody? a strip with an almost even distribution of rating makes me rerate from G to E....
Last edited: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:43:23

#9 Quint Sat, 1 Aug 2009 04:10:16
Fair.

Good idea (juxtaposing unrelated messages for funny effect).

Bad execution (no succubus corpse, for example. Could have used a nymph corpse).

#10 jokeserver Sun, 2 Aug 2009 00:27:01
You could have "succubus corpse" as your fruitname, however.

#11 SmashFan2005 Mon, 3 Aug 2009 16:42:29
a brown succubus? ewwww...

#12 slowpoke Mon, 3 Aug 2009 16:58:42
Quint, if you're still reading, I think I have a better (or worse) answer you.
Q: Why is necrophilia funny?
A: Because it reminds people of married sex.

#13 Netbots Wed, 5 Aug 2009 05:56:41
Solid votes? Never seen that before. The votes were 33333.
Last edited: Thu, 6 Aug 2009 06:40:42

#14 Sorceror Sun, 20 Sep 2009 15:20:41
fEEEWcubus.

@jokeserver: don't go there!

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