Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

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jokeserver

You hit the succubus
You kill the succubu
       -----+--     
       |!.....|     
       |@&....|     
       ------|-     
             #      
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             #

@: "Hm?"

You see here a      
succubus corpse.    
       -----+--     
       |!.....|     
       |.@....|     
       ------|-     
             #      
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             #

You momentarily     
stiffen.            
       -----+--     
       |!.....|     
       |.@....|     
       ------|-     
             #      
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             #

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14 Comments

#1	Anonymous	Fri, 31 Jul 2009 00:11:30
LOL!
#2	neovigo	Fri, 31 Jul 2009 00:23:28
It wouldn't have passed the censorship, if the third panel said "You see here an underage succubus corpse", would it? Last edited: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 00:23:55
#3	Quint	Fri, 31 Jul 2009 06:28:48
Okay, I don't get it, why is necrophilia funny?
#4	TJR	Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:47:07
I don't know either, but try #chatting to a skeleton, even a tame one.
#5	jokeserver	Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:35:21
The joke is that by putting two otherwise ordinary nethack messages next to each other (forgetting for a moment that foocubi don't leave corpses), you can get an entirely different meaning out of one of them.
#6	slowpoke	Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:24:17
Quint, IMO necrophilia isn't funny, but the people who engage in it are. Imagine how arousing Dudley must find the rare case of a newt corpse.
#7	minmay	Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:59:03
Before anyone tries/asks, it IS impossible to get a succubus corpse, or a corpse from any other non-corpse-leaving monster, for that matter. Wishing for it will give you a random corpse, you can't get it (or any other corpse, for that matter) from polymorphing food, and casting stone-to-flesh on a statue of a genocided non-corpse-leaving monster will give you a single meatball, not a corpse. (And foocubi can't be genocided in the first place, even in wizard mode.) And this comic...poor taste.
#8	ctaboir	Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:42:51
And I rate it E' (while it is clearly lacking a footnote...) Again, better a bad strip than no strip. Not everybody may appreciate a strip at the same rate. But I myself LOL at this one...Who knows in advance that a strip will be bad for everybody? a strip with an almost even distribution of rating makes me rerate from G to E.... Last edited: Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:43:23
#9	Quint	Sat, 1 Aug 2009 04:10:16
Fair. Good idea (juxtaposing unrelated messages for funny effect). Bad execution (no succubus corpse, for example. Could have used a nymph corpse).
#10	jokeserver	Sun, 2 Aug 2009 00:27:01
You could have "succubus corpse" as your fruitname, however.
#11	SmashFan2005	Mon, 3 Aug 2009 16:42:29
a brown succubus? ewwww...
#12	slowpoke	Mon, 3 Aug 2009 16:58:42
Quint, if you're still reading, I think I have a better (or worse) answer you. Q: Why is necrophilia funny? A: Because it reminds people of married sex.
#13	Netbots	Wed, 5 Aug 2009 05:56:41
Solid votes? Never seen that before. The votes were 33333. Last edited: Thu, 6 Aug 2009 06:40:42
#14	Sorceror	Sun, 20 Sep 2009 15:20:41
fEEEWcubus. @jokeserver: don't go there!

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