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@ "Sure Dogley, what is it?" d "Okay... well first off, sometimes even I have to admit, you act surprisingly intelligent." |
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d "I mean, we always knew the Dungeons of Doom were a complex place, but somehow you keep getting yourself into more and more weird situations I'd never imagined before." |
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d "When I really think about it, you handle it pretty well trying to deal with all these new threats." |
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d "And sometimes you even think up a crazy scheme yourself that actually works!" |
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@ "I... wow! That means a lot to me, Dogley! But what was the question?" |
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d "The question is, why then do you ALWAYS end up dying from some silly mistake or minor lapse of thought?!" |
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@ "Huh... I guess it's because one minute you can be thinking of everything clearly and planning everything perfectly," |
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@ "But in the long run, you just can't keep that up all the time. You get tired or impatient, or overconfident..." |
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@ "And sometimes, even when you are trying everything you can, the RNG just gets you no matter what you do." |
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@ "I thought you'd understand that part best of all, Dogley." d "What makes you say tha-" | Dogley is hit by a
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| https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/ |
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