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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

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@ "That tune works! ...Wait. I was expecting a stronger resistance..."
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@ "Stop!"

@ "What the...?"

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@ "Who would cross the bridge of Yendor must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he sees."

@ "New tricks of the wizard? Fine, ask me the questions, spare me the bloodshed."

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@ "What...is your name?"

@ "It is 'Dudley', King of the Wantons."

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@ "What...is your quest?"

@ "To seek the Amulet of Yendor."

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@ "What...is the nutritional value of an unborn chickatrice?"

@ "What? I...I don't know that..."

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@ "...Bah. I shall simply kill you instea-"
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Sharks have big, sharp, pointy teeth.
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Average rating: excellent
Number of ratings: 43
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12 Comments

#1 Anonymous Thu, 3 Dec 2009 03:09:49
(The answer was 80, by the way.)

#2 STL Thu, 3 Dec 2009 04:23:10
"Now I can just pick up the amulet..."
M - a blessed grail.
"Wait... what?"
Last edited: Thu, 3 Dec 2009 04:28:31

#3 TobyBartels Thu, 3 Dec 2009 06:16:01
@ "What...is the nutritional value of an undiluted potion of fruit juice?"

@ "What do you mean? A blessed, uncursed, or cursed potion?"

#4 Anonymous Thu, 3 Dec 2009 12:54:29
lmao

#5 NorthBus Thu, 3 Dec 2009 17:32:31
I give it E, because of TobyBartels's comment.

#6 ctaboir Thu, 3 Dec 2009 18:56:40
I second NorthBus on this.

#7 acheron Thu, 3 Dec 2009 23:37:50
Waiting for a "she polymorphed me into a newt" joke.

#8 Quint Fri, 4 Dec 2009 02:32:05
".........I timed out."

#9 NobodySpecial Sat, 5 Dec 2009 12:14:28
NetHack, where the most dangerous hazards are typos, dead cockatrices, and drawbridges.

#10 Sorceror Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:32:21
It took me a LONG time to get this one.

#11 ThePathfinder Mon, 17 Aug 2015 00:08:50
In some Chinese RPGs there are always so much childish IQ tests...

#12 Crawldragon Mon, 13 Feb 2017 17:52:47
I like how instead of outright killing him the bridge guardian just slams the drawbridge shut in his face.

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