Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Dec 3rd, 2009 >

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@ "That tune works! ...Wait. I was expecting a stronger resistance..."

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@ "Stop!"

@ "What the...?"

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@ "Who would cross the bridge of Yendor must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he sees."

@ "New tricks of the wizard? Fine, ask me the questions, spare me the bloodshed."

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@ "What...is your name?"

@ "It is 'Dudley', King of the Wantons."

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@ "What...is your quest?"

@ "To seek the Amulet of Yendor."

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@ "What...is the nutritional value of an unborn chickatrice?"

@ "What? I...I don't know that..."

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@ "...Bah. I shall simply kill you instea-"

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https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/

Sharks have big, sharp, pointy teeth.

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12 Comments

#1	Anonymous	Thu, 3 Dec 2009 03:09:49
(The answer was 80, by the way.)
#2	STL	Thu, 3 Dec 2009 04:23:10
"Now I can just pick up the amulet..." M - a blessed grail. "Wait... what?" Last edited: Thu, 3 Dec 2009 04:28:31
#3	TobyBartels	Thu, 3 Dec 2009 06:16:01
@ "What...is the nutritional value of an undiluted potion of fruit juice?" @ "What do you mean? A blessed, uncursed, or cursed potion?"
#4	Anonymous	Thu, 3 Dec 2009 12:54:29
lmao
#5	NorthBus	Thu, 3 Dec 2009 17:32:31
I give it E, because of TobyBartels's comment.
#6	ctaboir	Thu, 3 Dec 2009 18:56:40
I second NorthBus on this.
#7	acheron	Thu, 3 Dec 2009 23:37:50
Waiting for a "she polymorphed me into a newt" joke.
#8	Quint	Fri, 4 Dec 2009 02:32:05
".........I timed out."
#9	NobodySpecial	Sat, 5 Dec 2009 12:14:28
NetHack, where the most dangerous hazards are typos, dead cockatrices, and drawbridges.
#10	Sorceror	Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:32:21
It took me a LONG time to get this one.
#11	ThePathfinder	Mon, 17 Aug 2015 00:08:50
In some Chinese RPGs there are always so much childish IQ tests...
#12	Crawldragon	Mon, 13 Feb 2017 17:52:47
I like how instead of outright killing him the bridge guardian just slams the drawbridge shut in his face.

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