Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Dec 27th, 2009 >

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@ "Hello Dudley, do you want to buy this property?"

@ "Uh, sure..."

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Mr. Monopoly Vanishes in a puff of logic.

S- a scroll labeled DEED TO PARK PLACE.

@ "Yeah, Ok."

200 turns later     
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@ "Hello Dudley, do you want to buy this property?"

@ "Might as well get a full set."

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Mr. Monopoly vanishes in a puff of logic.

V- a scroll labeled DEED TO BOARDWALK.

You build a hotel.

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The kobold lands on the hotel!

The kobold goes bankrupt!

The kobold is killed!

https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/

Go to Jail.

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9 Comments

#1	fdfddfd2	Sun, 27 Dec 2009 01:43:22
n-a scroll labeled "CHANCE" Read what? n You pay the Poor Tax! Last edited: Sun, 27 Dec 2009 01:43:58
#2	TJR	Sun, 27 Dec 2009 02:46:02
Well yes, monsters die in NetHack.
#3	Sorceror	Sun, 27 Dec 2009 03:01:24
Senseless padding. And do you know what would have been 2 billion times more amusing? "The leprechaun lands on the hotel! Your wallet feels heavier."
#4	Quint	Sun, 27 Dec 2009 05:21:11
E for the funniness, but G for the wasted potential pointed out by Sorceror.
#5	NorthBus	Mon, 28 Dec 2009 17:27:43
@ Sorceror +5 Funny
#6	Sorceror	Tue, 29 Dec 2009 09:16:56
Don't make me throw my +5 cream pie named Hilarity at you!
#7	DarthCliche	Fri, 24 Dec 2010 20:37:06
Voted F for symmetry.
#8	grisha5	Thu, 8 Oct 2015 10:25:19
Now no symmetry. No way, No how.
#9	ThePathfinder	Mon, 14 Mar 2016 12:19:17
Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 zorkmids.

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