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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Dec 27th, 2009 >ajbRad
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@ "Hello Dudley, do you want to buy this property?"

@ "Uh, sure..."

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Mr. Monopoly Vanishes in a puff of logic.

S- a scroll labeled DEED TO PARK PLACE.

@ "Yeah, Ok."

200 turns later     
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@ "Hello Dudley, do you want to buy this property?"

@ "Might as well get a full set."

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Mr. Monopoly vanishes in a puff of logic.

V- a scroll labeled DEED TO BOARDWALK.

You build a hotel.

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The kobold lands on the hotel!

The kobold goes bankrupt!

The kobold is killed!

Go to Jail.
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9 Comments

#1 fdfddfd2 Sun, 27 Dec 2009 01:43:22
n-a scroll labeled "CHANCE"
Read what? n
You pay the Poor Tax!
Last edited: Sun, 27 Dec 2009 01:43:58

#2 TJR Sun, 27 Dec 2009 02:46:02
Well yes, monsters die in NetHack.

#3 Sorceror Sun, 27 Dec 2009 03:01:24
Senseless padding.

And do you know what would have been 2 billion times more amusing?
"The leprechaun lands on the hotel! Your wallet feels heavier."

#4 Quint Sun, 27 Dec 2009 05:21:11
E for the funniness, but G for the wasted potential pointed out by Sorceror.

#5 NorthBus Mon, 28 Dec 2009 17:27:43
@ Sorceror

+5 Funny

#6 Sorceror Tue, 29 Dec 2009 09:16:56
Don't make me throw my +5 cream pie named Hilarity at you!

#7 DarthCliche Fri, 24 Dec 2010 20:37:06
Voted F for symmetry.

#8 grisha5 Thu, 8 Oct 2015 10:25:19
Now no symmetry. No way, No how.

#9 ThePathfinder Mon, 14 Mar 2016 12:19:17
Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 zorkmids.

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