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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Dec 22nd, 2009 >DrSunglass
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@ "Uh, hello, Mr. Stalker! You don't have to kill me. I'm your friend!"
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I "Oh. Okay. Have a nice day."
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@ "Huh, it worked."
Dudley, not killed by a gullible stalker.
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17 Comments

#1 Anonymous Tue, 22 Dec 2009 03:17:17
Heh :)

#2 Quint Tue, 22 Dec 2009 07:14:02
I want to E this comic but it's too symmetrical.

#3 ctaboir Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:35:51
It hits. You kill it!
You see a stalker corpse.
There's a stalker corpse here. Eat it? Y
Eech! This was poisonous! You die!

Dudley, killed by an inedible stalker.

#4 Anonymous Tue, 22 Dec 2009 13:22:37
I "Let's step to the left, there's nothing dangerous there".

A rock falls from the ceiling and hits you!
You die!

Dudley, killed by an incredible stalker.

#5 NorthBus Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:15:55
You grab the stalker.
You drown the stalker!
The stalker climbs to the edge of the pool.
It hits! It hits!
You die!

Dudley, killed by an immersible stalker.

#6 ctaboir Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:56:59
Monsters appear from anywhere!
@: "Huh! An archon, a master lich and a stalker!"
@: "This will be hard. Let's concentrate on the first two"

The stalker hits!
You die...

Dudley, killed by a negligible stalker.

#7 acheron Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:35:31
@ "I feel like something's wrong here, but I can't describe it."

It hits! You die!

Dudley, killed by an ineffable stalker.

#8 DrSunglass Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:15:57
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Last edited: Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:18:53

#9 ctaboir Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:32:25
Huh. you are shifting away from the -ible words....
Last edited: Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:33:44

#10 ctaboir Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:45:37
You feel very attracted to the stalker.
The stalker murmurs in your ear, while helping you undress.
Time stands still as you and the stalker lie in each other's arms.
The stalker seems to have enjoyed it more than you.
you die!

Dudley, killed by an incompatible stalker.

#11 DrSunglass Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:25:31
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Last edited: Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:18:45

#12 Anonymous Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:27:02
It hits!
It casts aspersions on your ancestry!
You hit it!
It hits!
"Has thou been drinking, or art thou always so clumsy?"
You die...

Dudley, killed by an intolerable stalker.

#13 Sorceror Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:47:41
DrSunglass: That's not "sound similarity", that's "a couple of arbitrary criteria". The best one so far has been the "divisible" stalker (or possibly the raping/murdering stalker, see #10 above).

Regardless, this ONE joke didn't need to be FOUR comics long.

#14 DrSunglass Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:17:16
Alright, I take it back then.

#15 Quint Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:53:50
Oh, it did, Sorceror. Now I want to make some myself.

#16 Sorceror Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:16:04
Quint, fortunately for everyone, you didn't :P

#17 Anonymous Tue, 23 Mar 2010 02:21:50
Talk to whom? (in what direction) h
You feel very attracted to the stalker.
"You know, I'm married."
The stalker hits! You die...

(Dudley, killed by an ineligible stalker)

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