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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Apr 2nd, 2009 >mijae
Catley hits!        
Catley hits!        
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@ "What a warm welcome to Dlvl 15."
                    
                    
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@ "In fact, I dare say something looks suspicious around here! But have no fear, Inspector Dudley is on the case!"
There are many      
objects here.       
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@ "Hmm... a pet already named, several items laid out in a row into several piles... perhaps polypiles if I could venture a guess?"
Dogley drops a      
rambutan.           
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@ "And some strange fruit I've never seen before. This leads me to suspect... murder most foul!"
"Budley - killed by 
a glove golem."     
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@ "Ah-hah! It was none other than that dastardly... what golem?"
                    
                    
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@ "RUN, Dogley! Can you imagine how many grab attacks that thing would get? Who in their right mind would create such a monstrosity?!"
You see here a      
statue of a tourist 
named Budley.       
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@ "Double bones? Yet another twist!"
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 | petrified by a | 
 | soldier with a | 
 | rubber chicken | 
)))\)//(\()|/\(\\))(
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6 Comments

#1 ais523 Thu, 2 Apr 2009 01:18:24
Could someone explain the joke? I don't get it.

#2 slowpoke Thu, 2 Apr 2009 04:12:10
I guess the soldier wanted to be able to wield a cockatrice corpse at will, and so created a glove golem that (when killed) would yield a plentiful supply of gloves. I'm not sure why more than one pair is necessary for the purpose though, unless in this variant of the dungeon one is allowed to wear multiple set of gloves so that even if a nymph steals one set you're still protected from the cockatrice corpse.

#3 Thvor Thu, 2 Apr 2009 13:20:34
I expected much better from the build-up, which was solid. But the end was a major let down.

#4 heranbago Tue, 7 Apr 2009 15:01:55
This was really good until the last two panels.

#5 DarthCliche Sat, 18 Dec 2010 06:46:51
M.

#6 Anonymous Mon, 25 May 2015 19:10:39
There is a knight with a rubber chicken in Monty Python's Flying Circus hitting people but i don't get it how it relates to that glove golem and stuff...

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