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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jul 3rd, 2009 >Zarpheek
                    
                    
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d "What's holding you up, Dudley?"

@ "I'm not sure. It's just that all of a sudden, I'm having an overwhelming feeling of dread."

                    
                    
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@ "I sense a great evil whose presence fills the air, an evil that makes me fear for my very life!"
                    
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@ "Some horrible entity whose malevolent existence has plagued this dungeon for eternity . . . and it must wait just beyond that door!"
                    
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@ "But my life's purpose is to retrieve the Amulet of Yendor or die trying. And I must fulfill that purpose, no matter what."
In what direction?  
                    
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And overused jokes.
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  • 13 good
  • 45 excellent
Average rating: excellent
Number of ratings: 64
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11 Comments

#1 Medandrea Fri, 3 Jul 2009 00:58:17
That was bad. Very bad. That was extremely terrible.

Rated E.

#2 Quint Fri, 3 Jul 2009 02:16:34
5 an unknown creature causing you dread
: a lizard (a newt)

#3 mijae Fri, 3 Jul 2009 02:47:47
Ooh, dramatic closeups!

#4 Anonymous Fri, 3 Jul 2009 15:48:37
Very, very, very stupid. Too bad. Awful overused joke. Rating it E

#5 anther Fri, 3 Jul 2009 23:41:00
Words cannot describe the sheer level of groan contained in this comic.

#6 heranbago Sat, 4 Jul 2009 06:30:28
all about the closeups

#7 Anonymous Sat, 4 Jul 2009 21:01:37
Yes, the closeups were good...

#8 slowpoke Tue, 7 Jul 2009 00:07:29
A well executed comic. Of a newt joke. 'P'

#9 mightytater Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:04:42
Dramatic closeups make an "E"

#10 Sorceror Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:39:44
The close-ups carry it. 'E'.

#11 1b8 Sat, 6 Dec 2014 03:33:24
The punchline was so obvious. And it was terrible. So E.
Last edited: Sat, 6 Dec 2014 03:33:47

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