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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Dec 26th, 2009 >Sorceror
                    
  Dudley's Dungeon  
      presents      
                    
                    
 Pick-up Lines That 
    Really Work!    
                    
                    
        ----        
        |..|        
        |..|        
        |..|        
        |.@+        
        |.V|        
        |..|        
        --|-        
          #         
V: "Hey baby, want to go down ... a level?"
"Thou durst call upo
      ----------+-  
      |..........|  
      |.@A...<...|  
      --------+---  
                    
                    
                    
                    
@: "I'll have to call Anhur. There's an angel missing from heaven!"
    --------        
    |......|        
    |...@..|        
####-..&.d.|        
    |......|        
    |......|        
    |......|        
    --------        
                    
&: "Is that a magic marker in your knapsack or are you just happy to see me?"
          #         
          #         
          #         
    ------@-----    
    |...F..Y.T&+    
    |(..e...H..|    
    ------------    
                    
                    
Y: "Hey, did it suddenly get hot in here, or is it just you?"
You are frozen by th
           #        
       ----|---     
       |.^.e..|     
       |...@.}|     
       -|------     
        #           
        #           
        #           
e: "I've had my eye on you since you walked through the door."
                    
        BUT         
                    
 If all else fails, 
 there is  one line 
      that is       
     GUARANTEED!    
                    
                    
       ----------   
       |........-###
       |...@@...|   
       -|--------   
        #           
        #           
        #           
        #           
        #           
@: ,

@: "Take me, you stud!"

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#1 Quint Sat, 26 Dec 2009 02:35:17
Well, since no one volunteered a role in the comments of the previous strip:

An invisible choir sings "Joy to the World", for like the thousandth time, and you are bathed in radiance...
The voice of St. Nicholas booms out: "Merry Christmas, mortal!"

#2 Sorceror Sat, 26 Dec 2009 06:59:35
I am particularly fond of the yeti's line.

#3 SmashFan2005 Sat, 26 Dec 2009 14:57:43
I don't get the last 2 panels.

...

#4 ais523 Sat, 26 Dec 2009 16:35:09
, is quite a "pick-up" line. There's something rather "command"ing about it...
Last edited: Sat, 26 Dec 2009 16:35:31

#5 Quint Sat, 26 Dec 2009 16:50:59
ais523 wins.

#6 Sorceror Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:58:37
I forgot to put another monster in the panel with the floating eye. The idea is that Dudley is likely to be killed very shortly in each panel.

Yes, ais523 wins. Note the absence of quotes around Dudley's comma in the final frame.

#7 NobodySpecial Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:23:35
I dare someone to walk up to their crush and loudly proclaim "Comma!"

#8 Quint Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:04:17
I dare you to even find a place where the audience would laugh.

#9 Sorceror Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:48:03
I dare you to pronounce "," without using the word "comma" as a substitute.

#10 Anonymous Mon, 5 Jun 2017 18:48:02
He did not pronounce "comma"! He hit the comma key. That's a command in NetHack. According to the omniscient wiki, it means... "pick up."

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