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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Oct 15th, 2009 >SmashFan2005
Your frozen by the f
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   ###-..........|  
####  |..@e......|  
      |..........|  
      |....d.....|  
      |..........|  
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@: "Crap! Dogley! Help me.. I... can't... mov-"
                    
                    
    400 Turns       
                    
      later...      
                    
                    
                    
                    
Dogley continues to 
lick your face.     
   ###-:.........|  
####  |..@e......|  
      |..d.......|  
      |..........|  
      |..........|  
      ------------  
                    
@: "... Stupid... dog..."
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |  Should have   | 
 |   named his    | 
 |  dog Lassie.   | 
\|\))\|/)()|\|\//|/|
Based on a true story.
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#1 SmashFan2005 Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:02:14
This comic is basically to complain about useless pets, who don't very often defend you while your frozen, thus leading to YASD.

#2 Chish Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:22:48
The newt joke is subtle enough to actually not be annoying! I didn't think it was possible.

#3 Anonymous Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:32:30
Dogley is clearly a golden retriever in this one.

#4 Sorceror Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:37:29
I'm surprised Dogley didn't get his tongue stuck to Dudley's face here.

Wait, that's a different type of frozen.

#5 ctaboir Thu, 15 Oct 2009 09:22:35
You should first do not get frozen by floating eyes...

#6 SmashFan2005 Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:40:52
@ ctaboir: Yes, but while your rushing/not paying attention you can easily get thrown offguard in the very early game.

#7 Anonymous Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:01:55
Rushing/not paying attention is a surefire way to get killed, in any stage of the game, regardless of floating eyes. Part of becoming a better nethack player is DON'T DO THAT.

#8 SmashFan2005 Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:07:46
Yeah... I'm aware of that. I've ascended 11 times, (5 on NAO) yet I still make mistakes.
Last edited: Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:25:33

#9 Slandor Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:47:19
Another thing not to do is forget that it was your previous character that was wearing a ring of free action.

#10 Anvilgames Tue, 23 Oct 2012 06:33:08
E, because this is what newt jokes should be. We tend to forget that newts are not actually indestructible harbingers of death and are generally pushovers. If you died to a newt, it's because you deserved to die.

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