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< Oct 23rd, 2009 >STL
Welcome, Dudley     
to iHack!           
                    
                    
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@: "Ooo. Shiny."
You see here an     
iPhone.             
e - an iPhone       
                    
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@: "Cool."
What do you want to 
apply? [e or ?*] e  
The iPhone explodes.
You die...          
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@: "Awww."
Apple's next big bomb.
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13 Comments

#1 Anonymous Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:30:45
% - a rock troll corpse.

#2 Chish Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:59:25
why?

#3 Chish Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:03:34
Honestly. First we have KanYe West jokes two weeks late, and now, on the day Windows 7 is released, iPhone jokes. Bad iPhone jokes. Why?

#4 eskimo68 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:39:59
Because some people are clueless? Ok, I know it's a pure coincidence but Nokia just sued Apple for patent infridgements. That's kinda a bomb :D.
[maybe everyone is an iPhone user here and they are known to overreact :]

#5 anticlimatic Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:05:25
I don't get it...must be over my head.

#6 NobodySpecial Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:30:25
It annoys me to no end how Apple likes to use "iPod", "iPhone", etc. without articles, and I'm quite grateful that STL wrote, e.g., "You see here an iPhone" instead of "You see here iPhone".

#7 Factorial Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:53:02
Well, it is /an/ iPhone. Maybe the Apple folks just failed grammar.

And I could respect jokes bashing a certain product- frak, I could even laugh at a strip making fun of Linux if it was done right. This is very unoriginal though.

I suppose if it were a laptop it could be about the massive battery problems from a few years back.

#8 NorthBus Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:27:30
That's what I assumed, Factorial. ... and that the strip just languished somewhere for the past three years.

#9 STL Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:47:07
FYI.
http://iphonenewsweb.com/2009/08/the-iphone-explodes/

#10 Sorceror Sat, 24 Oct 2009 06:28:26
Link clicked and read. Still P. Product bashing is OLD.

#11 xolroc Sun, 16 May 2010 17:31:20
Eh, if there was Nethack for the iPhone, I'd buy one and just bear the ridicule.

#12 ThePathfinder Tue, 19 Aug 2014 10:29:18
I hate i-product.They've been the division of the 1%(rich) and the 99%(poor)

#13 EruIlluvatar Wed, 3 Jun 2015 20:56:19
A reference to chea imitations of iphones that explode

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