Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Oct 19th, 2009 >

STL

@: "Early found wand of wishing makes the search for the amulet much easier."

                          
                          
                          
                          
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@: "Now that my ascension kit is complete, even that lich doesn't stand a chance."

The lich murmurs in the   
ettin zombie's ear, while 
helping her undress.      
                          
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@: "What the-?"

Time stands still while   
the lich and the ettin    
zombie lie in each other's
arms...                   
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@: "..."

You gag and vomit.        
You can move again.       
                          
                          
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What do you want to       
read? [iBUX or ?*] U      
                          
                          
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U - a cursed scroll of amnesia

https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/

Horror stories from the dungeons of doom

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17 Comments

#1	Newtkiller	Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:16:05
Whoa, i couldn't stop myself laughing !
#2	GreyMario	Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:35:44
Okay, who's the loser who voted Poor?
#3	Sorceror	Mon, 19 Oct 2009 05:33:55
IT WAS HIM! points E.
#4	anther	Mon, 19 Oct 2009 06:02:45
Instant classic.
#5	danirijeka	Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:44:28
CANNOT UNSEE
#6	Factorial	Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:55:09
wut... 0.o ...lol G
#7	SmashFan2005	Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:48:41
I thought Zombies were already naked? E regardless, this is on par with my best comic..=p
#8	Dav	Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:12:17
Wow, awesome.
#9	Quint	Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:27:12
danirijeka: That's what the cursed scroll of amnesia is for.
#10	ctaboir	Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:55:35
Hey! Thanks paxed for the new stats page! Back to the strip... Rating it E, obviously! Last edited: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:58:45
#11	mijae	Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:28:21
Finally, a good use for amnesia. Fun idea! E!
#12	Quint	Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:22:33
Statistics page...ooh, shiny... wait, strips now have titles?
#13	SmashFan2005	Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:16:35
@Quint: The titles have always been the footnote, lol.
#14	Quint	Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:18:20
Oh, that's pretty cool. Maybe I'll have to learn to exploit that sometime.
#15	Anonymous	Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:05:53
Quint (#9): Unless you can MAIL me one I'll stand by my comment!
#16	Anonymous	Fri, 26 Aug 2011 04:27:40
but on mailing, all scrolls become spam.
#17	ThePathfinder	Fri, 17 Jul 2015 15:34:29
There are three kind of lies: 1.Lies. 2.D* lies. 3.Statistics.

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