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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Oct 8th, 2009 >mijae
                    
                    
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"Hello, Dudley! Welcome to Bojolali's delicatessen!"

@: "Hey, isn't that a bag in the corner? Since when do you carry those?"

                    
                    
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"For you, esteemed sir; only 66 for this bag of peanuts."

@: "Well, it's no bag of holding, but why not, I'll take it."

                    
                    
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"Thank you for shopping in Bojolali's delicatessen!"

@: "Okay, let's try applying this thing."

These peanuts are   
delicious!          
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@: "Mmm, multiple charges!"
These peanuts are   
delicious!          
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@: *crunch crunch*
These peanuts are   
delicious!          
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@: *munch, munch*
These peanuts are   
delicious!          
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@: *ronch ronch ronch*
That satiated your  
stomach!            
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d: "You don't need to eat the whole bag you know."

@: "Don't worry, I'm getting full now anyway..."

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These peanuts       
are delicious!      
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@: *nibble*
You're having a     
hard time getting   
all of it down.     
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@: *crunch*

d: "STOP EATING."

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   /   REST IN   \   
  /     PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley      | 
 | choked on "just | 
 | one more" hand- | 
 | -ful of peanuts | 
//(\((\(//|////(/\/((
Alternate ending: killed by a water demon
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  • 14 good
  • 27 excellent
Average rating: good
Number of ratings: 47
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14 Comments

#1 Manutraveler Thu, 8 Oct 2009 00:29:44
It could also come handy for taming mumaks, which would be very useful.

#2 Chish Thu, 8 Oct 2009 01:58:36
It could also come handy for taming mumaks, which would be VERY useful. fucking mumaks.
Last edited: Thu, 8 Oct 2009 01:58:57

#3 xCheckPoint Thu, 8 Oct 2009 03:41:00
Excellent. Though I don't get the footnote.

#4 Anonymous Thu, 8 Oct 2009 04:14:26
He got thirsty from the peanuts, and so had to drink from a fountain. Being Dudley, that led to a water demon.

#5 xCheckPoint Thu, 8 Oct 2009 06:33:04
Ah, thanks. Would have voted E+ with that tombstone.
Last edited: Thu, 8 Oct 2009 07:05:30

#6 ctaboir Thu, 8 Oct 2009 06:48:11
That should have summoned hordes of mumak instead...

#7 Quint Thu, 8 Oct 2009 08:03:54
No, that's only if you drop the peanuts, then step on them.
Last edited: Thu, 8 Oct 2009 08:04:10

#8 danirijeka Thu, 8 Oct 2009 10:01:08
G for the slight letdown about it not being a Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy joke. :(

(Kidding, of course.)

Last edited: Thu, 8 Oct 2009 10:01:21

#9 Sorceror Fri, 9 Oct 2009 04:21:08
Am I missing something big here? Just seems like "eat peanuts and you will die".

#10 mijae Fri, 9 Oct 2009 20:38:36
well the thing about peanuts is, they're like peanuts.

#11 anther Sat, 10 Oct 2009 05:18:57
This one was great.

#12 DarthCliche Mon, 19 Jul 2010 19:59:46
E. Just E.

#13 ThePathfinder Sun, 2 Nov 2014 11:11:32
Maybe the peanuts are drugged.

#14 Anonymous Fri, 3 Jun 2016 13:43:47
if that was me i would have thought the bag was a mimic.

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