Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Oct 8th, 2009 >

mijae

----- \|%%(\| \|!%%\| \|.@.\| ---@- d # "Hello, Dudley! Welcome to Bojolali's delicatessen!" @: "Hey, isn't that a bag in the corner? Since when do you carry those?"	----- \|%%@\| \|!%%\| \|.@d\| ---\|- # # "For you, esteemed sir; only 66 for this bag of peanuts." @: "Well, it's no bag of holding, but why not, I'll take it."	----- \|%%.\| \|!%%\| \|.@.\| ---@- d # "Thank you for shopping in Bojolali's delicatessen!" @: "Okay, let's try applying this thing."	These peanuts are delicious! ----- \|%%.\| \|!%%\| \|.@.\| ---\|- @ d @: "Mmm, multiple charges!"
These peanuts are delicious! \|!%%\| \|.@.\| ---\|- # # @ d @: crunch crunch	These peanuts are delicious! # ---\|------------- \|^.d............\| \|....@..........- \|...............\| \|...............\| -----------\|----- @: munch, munch	These peanuts are delicious! # ---\|------------- \|^..............\| \|.....d.@.......- \|...............\| \|...............\| -----------\|----- @: ronch ronch ronch	That satiated your stomach! # ---\|------------- \|^..............\| \|...............- \|...............\| \|.........d@....\| -----------\|----- d: "You don't need to eat the whole bag you know." @: "Don't worry, I'm getting full now anyway..."
---\|------------- \|^..............\| \|...............- \|...............\| \|..........d....\| -----------\|----- @ # #	These peanuts are delicious! -----------\|----- # # d# @ # # @: nibble	You're having a hard time getting all of it down. ## d @ # ######+ @: crunch d: "STOP EATING."	------------- / REST IN \ / PEACE \ / \ \| Dudley \| \| choked on "just \| \| one more" hand- \| \| -ful of peanuts \| //(\((\(//\|////(/\/((
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Alternate ending: killed by a water demon

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14 Comments

#1	Manutraveler	Thu, 8 Oct 2009 00:29:44
It could also come handy for taming mumaks, which would be very useful.
#2	Chish	Thu, 8 Oct 2009 01:58:36
It could also come handy for taming mumaks, which would be VERY useful. fucking mumaks. Last edited: Thu, 8 Oct 2009 01:58:57
#3	xCheckPoint	Thu, 8 Oct 2009 03:41:00
Excellent. Though I don't get the footnote.
#4	Anonymous	Thu, 8 Oct 2009 04:14:26
He got thirsty from the peanuts, and so had to drink from a fountain. Being Dudley, that led to a water demon.
#5	xCheckPoint	Thu, 8 Oct 2009 06:33:04
Ah, thanks. Would have voted E+ with that tombstone. Last edited: Thu, 8 Oct 2009 07:05:30
#6	ctaboir	Thu, 8 Oct 2009 06:48:11
That should have summoned hordes of mumak instead...
#7	Quint	Thu, 8 Oct 2009 08:03:54
No, that's only if you drop the peanuts, then step on them. Last edited: Thu, 8 Oct 2009 08:04:10
#8	danirijeka	Thu, 8 Oct 2009 10:01:08
G for the slight letdown about it not being a Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy joke. :( (Kidding, of course.) Last edited: Thu, 8 Oct 2009 10:01:21
#9	Sorceror	Fri, 9 Oct 2009 04:21:08
Am I missing something big here? Just seems like "eat peanuts and you will die".
#10	mijae	Fri, 9 Oct 2009 20:38:36
well the thing about peanuts is, they're like peanuts.
#11	anther	Sat, 10 Oct 2009 05:18:57
This one was great.
#12	DarthCliche	Mon, 19 Jul 2010 19:59:46
E. Just E.
#13	ThePathfinder	Sun, 2 Nov 2014 11:11:32
Maybe the peanuts are drugged.
#14	Anonymous	Fri, 3 Jun 2016 13:43:47
if that was me i would have thought the bag was a mimic.

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