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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Oct 24th, 2009 >xCheckPoint
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@: "Argh. Living on the edge since 4 levels now, and here come the next ones..."
You miss the dwarf. 
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@: "Oh no! Is that mithril?"
You miss the dwarf. 
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@: "Phf%$&*#ยง! DIE, STUPID DWARF! My hitpoints are fading away!"
You miss the dwarf. 
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@: "I don't believe it! Why can't you just..."
You miss the dwarf. 
The dwarf hits!     
You die...          
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@: "DIE! DIE! Oh my god..."
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G: "Hm. Why didn't he just think a bit? See those boots? He was faster than you. He could flee. Or engrave 'the-word-we-dont-speak-of '. Or zap one of his wands..."
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h: "I'm glad he didn't. And I don't know why they often act in such a hurry. They don't move, we're not moving. You'd think it's simple enough. As if they lived in a world that isn't turn based."
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G: "Haha, imagine that. 'A world that isn't turn based'. You're so funny."

h: "Okay now, will you please make your next step so I can go on? I'd like to be at home before dinner..."

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8 Comments

#1 mijae Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:19:20
A little wordy, but I love the idea of turn-based dinner.
#2 Medandrea Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:46:36
Very interesting.
#3 Sorceror Sat, 24 Oct 2009 06:30:56
Good concept, poor execution.
#4 xCheckPoint Sat, 24 Oct 2009 08:40:08
Humor is a hard thing in a foreign language, you know...
#5 xCheckPoint Sat, 24 Oct 2009 08:40:37
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Last edited: Sat, 24 Oct 2009 08:40:59
#6 NobodySpecial Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:23:13
The set-up is longer than it should be, yes, but the last three panels are great. The gnome's first line reminds me of the "sarcastic DYWYPI" in an earlier strip.
#7 Factorial Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:54:00
Lol. I was wondering why he wasn't using the "hit-retreat-hit" tactic that works on pretty much everything in the Mines, but I was figuring it was just Dudley.

E.
#8 Sorceror Sat, 24 Oct 2009 22:54:59
First 3 frames are entirely optional.

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