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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Oct 16th, 2009 >xCheckPoint
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@: "Haha. Boulder trap. No way, buddy."
Zap what?           
F - a wand of striki
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@: "So much for this."
Click! You trigger a
You are hit by some 
rolling stones.     
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@: "wtf?"
A monster appears!  
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@: "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..."

&,&,&: "WooWoo WooWoo!"

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@: "...I shouted out 'Who killed quest nemesis?' when after all it was you and me."

&,&,&: "WooWoo WooWoo!"

Zap what?           
k - a wand of death 
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@: "Quite the contrary, wrinkle face. It was me, not you. And now shut up, goddam dinosaur. I've got a job to do."

&,&,&: "..."

Bad day for Mick the Wizard. He even didn't get stoned...
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10 Comments

#1 TJR Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:16:11
Feature request: Could we please get the choice to vote "not familiar with reference" as a sixth possibility besides PMFGE?

#2 Slandor Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:45:50
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sympathy_for_the_Devil

I have a similar problem with the analogous line of the real song. It was not "you and me" who killed the Kennedys. I have an alibi.

#3 Anonymous Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:06:22
Heh, good luck killing Keith Richards. I mean, he's already an Arch-Lich obviously.

#4 xCheckPoint Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:53:14
TJR: Not realizing that there might be people in whichs head 'Please allow me to introduce myself' doesn't ring the Stones/Jagger bell proves that I myself am a dinosaur.

#5 ctaboir Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:34:27
XCheckPoint: you are unfortunately right. Sight.

#6 TJR Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:55:03
@xCheckPoint: Don't worry too much when I don't know some piece of pop culture, I rarely do. The feature request is because I don't want to automatically downvote lame-without-reference comics.

#7 Sorceror Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:51:33
Someone move their F vote to P for symmetry!
Last edited: Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:52:13

#8 xCheckPoint Sat, 17 Oct 2009 07:51:40
Heh!

#9 Quint Sat, 17 Oct 2009 10:09:35
I didn't get the exact reference, but understanding it was the Rolling Stones was enough to find the strip funny.

#10 grisha5 Thu, 30 Jul 2015 02:22:32
symmetry broken. deserved a G-

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