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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

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Welcome, Randley to 
You are a neutral hu
wizard.             
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@: "Hello catley, are you ready to find the amulet?"
You kill the gnome. 
Dwarf hits.         
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@: "Take that!"
You hit the blue dra
You kill the blue dr
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...many turns later...
What do you want to 
You offer the Amulet
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@: "Yes!"
Welcome Randley, the
demigod.            
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@: "Wow! All this for me? Thanks Thoth!"
A demigod appears.  
                    
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*Pop* @: "Yes! Finally I've ascended"

@: "?!"

A demigod appears.  
A demigod appears.  
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*Pop* @: "I'm with the gods!"

*Pop* @: "Hi guys!"

@: "..."

A demigod appears.  
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*Pop* *Pop* *Pop* *Pop* *Pop* *Pop* *Pop*

@: "Hey!"

A demigod appears.  
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*Pop* *Pop* *Pop* *Pop* *Pop* *Pop* *Pop* *Pop* *Pop* *Pop*

@: "Dammit! I have to stop this."

True story of RNG.
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14 Comments

#1 SmashFan2005 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:58:44
Made me smile.. and it's unique so E.

#2 Sorceror Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:23:33
AWESOME

#3 anther Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:12:52
Sad, v. sad.

G

#4 Factorial Thu, 22 Oct 2009 06:29:23
E.

New idea and executed well. Kudos. :)

#5 eskimo68 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 07:40:08
Nice idea, not so sure about what's the actual punchline. First I thought it was a reference to nethack being too easy :)
"Dammit! I have to stop this." is more like confusing than clarifying.

#6 solidsnail Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:52:52
eskimo68: because nethack was too easy, the 1st(?) @(RNG) to ascend decided to use its newly aquired demi-God powers to make the game more difficult.
The "Dammit! I have to stop this" is because RNG didn't like other demigods around.
Last edited: Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:54:44

#7 mijae Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:03:33
This comic brought to you by THE AMAZING RANDO! I mean, Randley.

#8 Thvor Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:47:08
...poor Catley.

#9 xCheckPoint Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:48:53
* Pop * "Dammit! I have to vote this."
Last edited: Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:49:25

#10 NorthBus Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:21:18
Randley... The RNG pre-apotheosis. Wonderful!

#11 DrSunglass Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:44:44
A DEMIGOD APPEARS

#12 DarthCliche Sat, 5 Jun 2010 03:56:52
eskimo68: NetHack is the hardest game in the world next to I Wanna Be The Guy.

#13 lilmouse Wed, 11 Aug 2010 10:40:38
RNG is a jealous G.

#14 ThePathfinder Wed, 3 Sep 2014 10:55:09
Oh whoop.

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